It’s that time of year again, when office parties and family gatherings send us on our yearly shopping trip for new Christmas jumpers. From built-in lights to jingling bells, there’s a whole world of choice out there when it comes to festive garments. If you want to raise a few smiles this Christmas, take your pick from our funny finds below.
Not a big fan of the festive season? Show your true feelings with this very grey, very glum sweater. You’ll get your message across clearly to say the least, but do expect lots of questions as to why you’re not covering yourself in tinsel and fairy lights.
Turn yourself into a human advent calendar with this Christmas jumper, complete with velcro strips to change the numbers as you count down the days. No-one will have an excuse to not know how long we have left until the 25th when you’re in the office.
If you still believe in Father Christmas, look away now. This alternative (and quite hilarious) sweatshirt is sure to shatter the illusion for children and big kids everywhere, taking on the festive season’s biggest secret. Prepare for coal in your stocking this year.
Yep, it’s happening. The internet has infiltrated Christmas jumpers, adding hashtags to random festive words (thanks, Twitter). This jumper by Marks and Spencer probably sums up exactly how you’ll be feeling after a long day at the dinner table with mum, dad, grandma et al.
Debenhams has your next costume party sorted, bringing you this all-in-one elf outfit to go. The fun doesn’t stop with its smile-inducing design, as a press of the belt will play some merry Christmas music for you – and those around you – to enjoy.
F&F Mrs Claus Long Line Christmas Jumper, £18
Whether you’re cooking dinner this year or plan to spend all day on the sofa, this clever Mrs Claus apron design is sure to cause a few giggles. Hideous and kind of pretty in equal measures, you can take on the role of Santa’s right hand woman in one quick change of top.
Christmas jumpers have reached peak internet this year, with this slogan sweater bringing the Instagram captions of a 15-year-old girl to actual life. Your pals will totally get the message, but prepare to explain it to the older folk around you about ten times over.
H&M Christmas Tree Hooded Top, £19.99
It’s not enough to simply have a Christmas tree up in your house anymore – you have to BE one. This is easily achieved thanks to H&M’s hooded number, which will turn your from human to greenery in seconds. Brown leggings will complete the look perfectly.
Next Navy Santa Rocket Crew, £28
Forget sleighs and reindeer – Santa takes off with an actual rocket strapped to his back in this Christmas jumper by Next. Complete with sassy slogan, this option is best for the futuristic dude in your life who likes a good laugh and garish appliqué.
New Look Black Christmas Pudding Sweater, £14.99
What a lovely pair of puds! Bring some inappropriate humour to the dinner table this year with New Look’s foray into tongue-in-cheek Christmas jumpers. Not one for the easily embarrassed, this sweater is sure to cause a few awkward blushes. You have been warned.